Hot line!/ I got some conversation
I can be your operator
Baby you should call me later
–Ciara, Hotline
Pictured above is Austrian actress Anne Bennent. From now until the end of May, you can pay €.039 (53 cents) per minute to hear her read passages from 18th century erotic fiction. Of course, you would only be doing this for the greater good. All proceeds will go to the Vienna Library, to raise money for an expansion and remodeling of the main branch.
